What’s your 6-word memoir about love, life, sex?

A six-word memoir.  I love this idea!  It’s so simple, write your memior in 6 words.  That’s it.  I love what people have written: some funny, some pain, some bored, some searching,  some angry, come happy, some regretful, some satisfied… about themselves.  I read about it on NPR (Six-Word Memoirs: Life Stories Distilled).  Here are a few of my favorites:

No nookie and grouchy as hell

Seven days of nothing.  Seven days of half-ass seduction, teasing, mock-ard0r, tempting, passionate kissing leading to… n o t h i n g.  We can’t seem to make it happen.  Too tired, too stressed, too hungry, too busy, too pissed-off.  We are out of sync.  I’ve spent more time with my fingers and vib than with my husband this week.  I love to pleasure myself but nothing compares to pulsating bodies.    What is it about no nookie that makes us grouchy as hell?

frigid?

frig·id   [frij-id]  –adjective (of a woman) inhibited in the ability to experience sexual excitement during sexual activity, unresponsive to sexual advances or stimuli 

Just this afternoon we stole a few hot minutes for a quickie. 

I woke up sweating

It’s the middle of the night.  My heart’s racing, I’m breathing hard… a voice booming in my mind,

The airport make-out

All eyes were on them.

bodies pressed tight, pulling…hands roaming, feeling…lips soft, needing…no hello’s, no how was your trip?  My mouth dropped and I couldn’t stop watching.

Sweaty + Sexy = Swexy

There is something about my man’s sweat.  Glistening on his skin.  Oh wow! As he runs, or hikes or works outside—it’s the fresh smell of a man.  Sweaty +  Sexy= Swexy 

My twist on Oprah

Oprah, Oprah, Oprah…what can I say?  I’m not an Oprah junkie, but I flipped on the TV the other day and watched her spill her passion for the Best Life Challenge.